post your most embarrassing death

I'll start, I was showing my little brother the jumping course in the mushroom islands and I said "watch, this part is really easy" and then immediately walked straight off the edge

got crushed in the cave while trying to read a sign about not getting crushed in the cave

I tripped into the lava while taking a picture of the lava

fell into quicksand, but in my defense I was looking at a really nice cactus

that's a perfectly good reason

Back in my day there wasn't even any lava, you just fell off the edge of the world and that was the end of you

that sounds so much worse jenkins